ST. PATRICK'S DAY — Want to avoid the sloppy drunken chaos that is St. Patrick's Day? Batch Brewing has you covered. The nano brewery is offering "parking, food, two beers, clean bathrooms, and elbow room" to 50 lucky souls willing to pay $60 in advance. Doors open at 9 a.m. with reentry all day long.
DELIVERYWIRE — Corktown's charcuterie shop, Rubbed, now delivers to all major downtown neighborhoods. Hungry customers can call 313-265-3684 or order online.
BEER HERE — Lions and tigers and craft beer, oh my! Zoo Brew returns to the Detroit Zoo May 7 from 6 p.m. to 10:30 p.m. The event features tastings from Michigan craft brewers, live music, and food. Zoo Brew is $60 VIP admission, $35 general admission ($40 after April 16), and $25 for designated drivers. For more details visit the website.